First Session: October 16th, 2016
Dungeon Master: Daniel Cryer
Party: Ronnie Wilson as Drow Wizard Zandahar, Emy Speights as Half-Orc Barbarian Malibu Barbarianne, Jeremy Olivier as Tiefling Ranger Lokethos, Tim as Half-Elf Rogue Verrun Seathra, and Bryan as Human Druid Harrison Buttonbottom
The Story So Far…
So, I was super bored in the tavern and found this crusty book and a quill. So, I decided to keep a journal!!!!! This is to a) keep track of all the crazy things that I get myself into and b) keep up my penmanship ((OH DEAR, if mother could hear me now! “Penmanship is next to godliness… blah, blah.” ))
Anyway, I met these people at a stand that was handing out fresh mead. They seemed cool, and dangerous, so I kept an eye on them. This handsome elf bumped into me, and his face morphed into a Drow! Crazy Shit! Then this stoner Druid guy ( Harrison Button Bottom) saw it, and this tiefling guy ( Lokethos), and everyone freaked out. I didn’t want to start a scene, so I dragged them to a bar to get the Drow drunk for questioning. Loose lips and all that jazz, you know.
Then this dude Verron Seathra showed up and challenged the brewmaster to a drink-off, which then turned into an extended competition. Someone crashed into the tavern and made fisticuffs at the drow (Zandahar) . (Who, by the way, has been hitting on me and totally drunk and harmless the entire night). Me, Tailman, and the stoner druid would not take any sheit, so they took it outside. The captain called his 2 friends to help him, but to no avail. I decapitated him in a fit of rage after he ripped her dress. Lurker Mcgee (Verron) crept from the shadows and shanked a dude, and Zanzibar burned a guy’s face off. We let the last dude live, and made him into our spy to tell us the goings on in the town, and also present us with chocolates and soaps from his uncle’s artisinal soap shop (I KNOW??!!! RIIIGGGHHHTT???!!!). So, then we got a room and bonded like best friends. We found out that the tiefling dude has a luxurious tail, and he is allowed to hunt in the Variweklalsjf territory because of a scar. They are like… wolf people. Or something. He is also on a quest to find a hunting prize to present to his peoples. Anyway, Verron is a sailor, and he and Harry know each other. Harry, aka stoner druid, is a little gross, but cool and chill. He had a weird dream of the world ending… here. So he bumbled to this place to check it out, and do opium. Zanzibar can disguise himself as an elf, and is impossibly thirsty. Anyway, I am getting sleepy, so MALIBU OUT!